THINGS NOT TO IMAGINE UR OTP DOING

aleighx:

  • LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CLUTCHING THEIR STOMACHS, SNORTING AND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE
  • Person A leaving tHIGH HICKEYS ON PERSON B (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
  • BOTH OF THEM BEING THE BEST FRIENDS THAT EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES IS A COUPLE AND NO ONe is even surprised when they announce their official bc wtf do u mean u werent before
  • GIVINGG EACH OTHER ESKIMO KISSES
  • GIVING EACH OTHER BUTTERFLY KISSES
  • FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE
  • WRESTLING MATCH ON THE COUCH THAT ENDS WITH ONE OF THEM HITTING THEIR HEADS ON THE FLOOR AND THE OTHER HAS TO KISS THE BOOBOO BETTER
  • GOING ON AN ICE SKATING DATE AND PERSON A BEING A KLUTZ THAT KEEPS FALLING SO PERSON B HAS TO HOLD THEIR HANDS BUT THEY BOTH END UP TRIPPING AND LANDING ON THEIR ASSES AND EVERYONE STARES AT THEM AS THEY KEEP LAUGHING
  • DOING CUDDLY MOVIE NIGHTS AND CRYING OVER CHEESY CHICK FLICKS
  • MAKING FUN OF BAD MOVIES TOGETHER
  • BEING THE ANNOYING PPL IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATER THAT TRY TO THROW POPCORN AT PEOPLE
  • FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO BE BIG SPOON
  • NO
  • NOW I’M CRYING
  • ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT 
  • I DIDN’T NEED THIS

theegyptgame:

ok but ask yourself this about your otp

  • which one hogs the blanket
  • which one cuts the other’s hair
  • which one makes coffee for the other every morning
  • which one picks up the pizza
  • which one likes their music on full volume
  • which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
  • which one is ticklish
  • which one sings and which one plays the music
  • which one proposes
theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

Jordan and Tatiana portraying five distinct relationships on Orphan Black

(Source: thecloneclub)

desidere:

thehalfwrittenbook:

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

how is she on the fucking cover yet they wont expell the fucking rapist wtf

i was reading this and they said like she was concerned about leaving campus for the photoshoot bc it might “break” her self-imposed rules to carry the mattress ON CAMPUS until her rapist left. 

desidere:

thehalfwrittenbook:

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

how is she on the fucking cover yet they wont expell the fucking rapist wtf

i was reading this and they said like she was concerned about leaving campus for the photoshoot bc it might “break” her self-imposed rules to carry the mattress ON CAMPUS until her rapist left. 

nesskain:

nesskain:

Quick “reblog”/reminder.

Print are available on society6, I’ll remove them at the end of september.

http://society6.com/nesskain/prints?show=new

1 week left before I delete everything !

pomodorosa:

さすらいだー / vagabond with SW-1

pomodorosa:

さすらいだー / vagabond with SW-1

we-arethewildthings:

Thank you so much, John Oliver.

(Source: -teesa-)

tastefullyoffensive:

[maximoni]

atlasobscura:

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Book Mountain won the Dutch National Wood award in 2012, and is a public library.

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